2010 Contract...

>2010 Contract
>After serious & cautious consideration....
your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2010!
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>It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!
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>My Wish for You in 2010
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>May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
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>May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $50 dollar bills.
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>May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
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>May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
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>May health hit you hard and banish all illness and discomfort!
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>May all the problems you had, forget your home address!
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>In simple words .............
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>May 2010 be the best year of your life!!!
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Happy New Year!!

{Thanks to the hubs for sending this to me via email:}