Saturday, May 23, 2009

Straight from the doggie's mouth

WALKIN IN A DOGGIE WONDERLAND...

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Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?

In the lane, snow is glistenin'.

It's yellow, NOT white
I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.

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Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee,
it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."


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In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
Following the classical design.

Then I'll lift my leg
and let it go Man,

So all the world will know that it's mine-mine-mine!

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Straight from me to the fence post,

Flows my natural incense boast;

"Stay off my TURF,
this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland." Unknown


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Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans:





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1) Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!


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2) Yelling at me for barking.... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG


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3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!



5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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7) Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


9) Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?


10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you?




Solution????



(dolled up doggy photo from: http://www.bowsbyhaley.com/)

6 comments:

Shauna said...

Hope you have an awesome weekend!
♥ HUGS ♥

Gail said...

I absolutely love the first dog. I have been searching for one like that and cannot afford one. I could buy three cows for what a Cavalier costs!

Great post!

Zaroga said...

Really cute, Carla... thanks for the smile. Have a great weekend.

Grammy said...

Hi Carla, Missed ya. That is one scary chawawa. I can't spell right now. Sorry. I am catching up on my reading. But not so easy to think of words. I still have a foggy head. Big hug take care.

JUST ME, THE MOM said...

I always enjoy the pet comments and fun little quotes, but these are really some of the best! Thank you for sharing!

Kristin

Karen said...

HELLO! Thanks for visiting my blog and I am sooooooo glad I visited yours! I love this take-off song. Oh my gosh!!! VERY CUTE!!!! I've seen the ten peeves before, but they still make you grin when you read them again!
Have a wonderful day!